Italians do It Better. No, we’re not talking about war, of course. For the Italian army, the war in Ukraine can wait. Better to think of pizza, good food and ca va sans dire, beautiful women.
While the world was in suspense over the clashes in Ukraine, on February 26 at the Officers Club of the Italian Armed Forces in Rome an evening of food, burlesque and striptease was staged. That club brings together the elite of the Italian army. The Armed Forces Officers’ Club is, to all intents and purposes, part of the organization offices of the Ministry of Defense. It is placed “under the high patronage of the President of the Republic” and the Honorary President is the Minister of Defense, “who exercises high supervision”. Among its tasks there is also the function of representing the political-military top of the Ministry of Defense.
In reality it is a club of fun and games, sometimes prohibited, which does not take into account the agenda of the real world in any way. The army’s fun machine does not stop even in the face of war. Thus, if on the evening of February 25 the Italian officers soberly celebrated “the outbreak of hostilities with an evening based on pizza, the following day they were overwhelmed by the show Holly’s Good, a series of burlesque-style stripteases. For only 35 euros per person, the officers of the Italian army feasted on a glass of prosecco, scallops and oysters, risotto with champagne and strawberries, sea cannelloni with turmeric, salmon sheets on potato cream, caramelized pineapple and, of course, coffee. At the end of this sober meal that evokes “war scenarios” the show started: a jazz quartet to warm the hearts and then off to burlesque with two strippers.
In this context of crisis, on the diplomatic level, Italy, a very faithful partner of NATO, is ringing gaffs one after the other. The first hit the Foreign Minister of Italy, Luigi Di Maio.
After meeting Lavrov in Moscow, Di Maio – who before turning to politics sold ice cream at the Naples football stadium – told the media of a present diplomatic success. Di Maio’s arrogance was punished by the Russian diplomat expert. For Lavrov, the only merit to be ascribed to Italian diplomacy in the conflict in Eastern Europe consisted in being politicians who were very attentive to the exotic dishes served in the gala dinners of the diplomatic forum. Prime Minister Draghi was also hit by a social bullet. After arguing with Ukrainian President Zelensky who did not answer his phone, Draghi was humiliated by a twitter from the former comedian: “Didn’t I answer Draghi? In the future I will move the war agenda “. In short, the war does not seem to be tailored to the character of the Italians. Better to be content with remaining a NATO colony and let others make decisions.
However. this all-Italian madness of army officers who spend the nights of war watching striptease has not gone unnoticed. The club director was fired. But the great military parties will not stop. Just tonight, the final day of Carnival, there will be an evening in costume. The military celebrations will continue unabated despite the climate of war. A white evening is scheduled for next Saturday. White in this case is the color of the wine that will flow freely. After all, this is right: because if you have to go to war, it might be better if you have to go to war a little drunk.
I would kindly ask our Ukrainian partners how much is one human kidney, liver or heart worth these days? By the way things look, this will be a very good export business in next days.
Don’t give them any ideas! Turkeys too close and they could start going after kids.
It is all part of the sanctions, just not the publicly disclaimed ones. And still no answer, so there has to be something about it… Well jerry, if you say so, then lets have it – Turkey will pick up the kids, Saudis like to butcher journalists, Germans will need some cute sexy housemaids (the younger the better), young boys also appreciated (no more need to travel to Thailand), truckers needed in UK, most of the EU has already picked off the best cadres (doctors, scientists, engineers…), so what will stay in Ukraine are old, poor and people with various diseases. Does anyone here truly believe, that people like Penis Holm, Nazi Hans and all other troll scourge will give to the rest of Ukrainians anything? Yeah right.
War sourced body parts? Major destination? Israel. Israelis don’t donate body parts after death, as they want to buried intact. Result is a country with no body parts donations, but obvious hospital patient demand. What do the enterprising Israeli’s’ do? They buy them from conflict zones . Amnesty and such groups are well aware of this but such reports are usually buried due to JWC etc political pressure lobby bodies coering for it. But the thing is, at what point in conflict zones, do armed militias and criminal syndicates source body parts from the morgue, and the fallen, and at what part do they start to kill both prisoners or war and civilians to harvest for demand? It is very profitable, and once an armed syndicate gets a taste of the cash, you can be sure bad things happen. Israel, as a state, facilitates this by aiding the import lines for of such organs. On the quiet of course.
Ask the Kosovo Albos and Turkjihadis in Syria. They had a kill to order process on captives and stolen children, in league with Israelis.
Jews should be forced to donate organs, eat pork, and work (hard) on Saturday. It’s the only way for world peace…
What a lady……………what a creation.
I don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance in hell of Italy, let alone NATO getting involved in this war. Good catering however is always important. The Italians understand that any army marches on its stomach and with the proper ‘motivation’. At least unlike the American soldier, which has to walk a politically correct minefield in its own barracks, lest the gender neutral soldier with its two mothers gets offended, the Italian soldier is still easily ‘motivated’.
The US army is a fascist cesspool. Why are you passing it as a liberal snowflake show?
At least the Italians know how to wage war the right way. The Ukronazis prefer dying in the dirt.
I’m sorry, but this is petty, if you ask me. While I find this kind of activity debauched and, quite frankly, conduct unbecoming (and I wonder what these men told their wives), officers are men, too. They need to let off steam just like anyone else. Plus, they’re Italian, and you know what those people are like. Not the straitlaced type, let me tell you.
Rome for millennia has been known for its debauchery…those people who made toga parties and orgies a national past-time. I lived in Rome for 20 years and I could fill 2 books of experiences of this type. Nonetheless, you can easily go to an American city like San Diego and find every strip club full to the ceiling with hordes of navy sailors and marines. These officers however should have done their soirée at a private club outside the Officers Club. That’s the scandal. In any case, as we say in Italy: Viva la figa!!!
Marvelous!!! Lol
What a clowns they are. They are not serious army. They’re gonna fight for someone somewhere? Them bushmans kicked theirs donkey asses.
Are you referring to Adua? They were outmanned 4 to 1 and the Ethiopians were armed with rifles and even cannons, not actual bushman, testa di minchia!
Yeah armed with bows and arrows, without educated military comanders, infrastructures, absolutely NOTHING what froggies have had. Also in Egypt, Tunisia, Alger, Lebanon, et cetera.
Make love, not war!
While the empowered Comedian puppet president with a Napoleon Bonaparte grandiose dreams, now that his narcissism had went up through his head, there are less chances of neutrality and peace treaties, but he made sure from the first days of the wars to take his family out of dangers and send them very far away to safety and he and his commanders of western puppets are hiding in bunkers but meanwhile he is telling the Ukrainian people to stand and fight the enemy with molotov cocktails, pistols and rocks.So much evil are upon the Ukrainian people from the west is very sad. Many citizens are not allow by the good and nice AZOV fake Nazi Battalion of pay assassins and mercenaries of their Soros, Rothschild, Bilderberg gang of satanic jooish gang and world lords and the Ukrainian forces to leave the conflict zones, so they will be use as human shields later on, as pieces of blackmail and martyrs for their own gain. America and the west are the evil Empire who really and secretly did crated and provoked this crisis and forced Russia to take this despair actions and steps. The Ukrainian people can’t be so blind and naive and not realize they are been use like pawns by their own government of western puppets and armed forces.